Tuesday, June 3, 2008

How to Survive a Riot

Thanks to WikiHow Click the link. Good tips, but most of it is common sense. Not being where the riot is is the best tip.

This is why I love people. And Democracy. Hooray mob rule!

There is a reason we have a Federal Republic and not a Democracy. It's because the framers of our Constitution knew what a mob was, and instituting it as a from of national government is as disastrous as it is when an innocent is amidst mayhem seeking Jacobin Anarchists.

Like a wise man once told me, "The whole world has gone to heck since they let that Elvis kid on the TeeVee."

Well, that's not true. I see the French Revolution as the true start of modern tyranny. Yes, I said it, the FRENCH.

Anyhoo, the French Revolution didn't invent riots, but they got it refined pretty well. Regardless of HOW a riot starts though, it's a good idea to know how to extricate yourself from one

4 comments:

  1. better yet. We need a wiki on how to survive obama.

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  2. oh, ye of little faith. fred thompson can still roar up from behind and win the whole thing. just wait.

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  4. I would be OK with Fred. In the event if he ever did suck as a president, he could act like good one.

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