Sunday, January 11, 2009

Survival Rations

Industrial survival bars! For when the zombies come. Eeeyeww! Coconut flavored! But these are what they store on life boats and such. You'll eat these if you are ever adrift at sea with a zebra, orangutan, hyena, and bengal tiger on a life raft.

I've been looking for emergency rations like these, but... they are not for me.



hat tip to Not a Liberal Gun Blogger.
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2 comments:

  1. Home on the RangeJanuary 11, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    I don't think even Gilligan or the Skipper would have tried those.

    Coconut flavored? No thanks.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    Just remember: Hunger is the best sauce...

    You don't buy them as snacks. You buy them to prevent death.

    Suck it up Nancy.

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