Friday, August 22, 2008

Quiz time!

Quiz time!



You are trapped in a mall during the Zombie Apocalypse.


You can choose 2 weapons, a celebrity companion, and one Muzak song on the overhead speakers stuck, on auto-repeat...



What do you choose?



I'd choose a P90 (semi-auto is fine) and a Pulaski style Fireman's Axe,

Samual "Bad M*****F*****" Jackson,

and "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."





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11 comments:

  1. OlderoneAugust 22, 2008 at 3:46 PM

    Does this meet the security requirements?

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  2. Home on the RangeAugust 22, 2008 at 6:26 PM

    Remington 870 and the M-4 Assault rifle.

    Kurt Russell as Snake Pliskin (NOT Captain Ron)

    CCR: Bad Moon Rising

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  3. JB MillerAugust 22, 2008 at 7:19 PM

    Mini-14
    Katana
    Jason Statham
    Escape "The Pina Colada Song"

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  4. BobAugust 22, 2008 at 9:15 PM

    AK-47
    Katana
    Sigourney Weaver ca. Alien
    Theme from You Only Live Twice

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  5. bredaAugust 22, 2008 at 10:45 PM

    I think there's something seriously wrong with me...I'm fantasizing about which liberal celebrity would be the best choice for a "friendly fire" accident.

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  6. JB MillerAugust 22, 2008 at 11:10 PM

    Love it!

    Use Janeane Garofalo for bait!

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  7. The CustomerAugust 23, 2008 at 2:35 AM

    Thunderbolt, Now this is what I am talking about! Way to address the number one threat we face today.

    In a mall situation, it would be close combat so I would have to go with the following:

    Sig P226 9mm
    Semi auto 9mm Uzi (only one ammo to carry)

    Bruce Willis

    Drowning Pool - Bodies (Let the bodies hit the floor)

    I did not pick a hand to hand weapon figuring I could find enough stuff in the mall if needed.

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  8. AnonymousAugust 23, 2008 at 1:39 PM

    Glock 9mm with a ton of 35 round mags.

    Battle ax/pick.

    Bruce Campbell.

    Muskrat Love.

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  9. The CustomerAugust 23, 2008 at 11:01 PM

    Anonymous, Good call on Bruce.

    I was torn between Willis and John Goodman. Figured Willis would have decent offensive ability but I know damn well if things got bad, I could outrun John Goodman.

    Bolt, for clarification, we are talking shamblers, not the bogus sprinters?

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  10. New Jovian ThunderboltAugust 24, 2008 at 5:53 PM

    Sprinting Zombies are a myth.

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  11. MulliganAugust 24, 2008 at 7:10 PM

    pump style 'boom stick'
    machete

    britney spears.. low brain waves and superstar shopping skills would give her stealth capability in a zombie mall.

    ozzy-- zombie stomp

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