Friday, October 31, 2008

Back Up at the Zomboacalypse

Let's say it's your first night of the Zombocalypse. You're running low on ammo, your shoulder is almost NUMB from bruising with all the rifle recoil, the barrel is hot enough to light a cigarette off of (and you checked) and your trigger finger has a nastyl blister you really should look at and treat before it pops and gets all infected. Fine. Time to set the rifle aside for bit. But what do you do about the continuing waves of brain-hungry shamblors reaching to grab your with clawlike grasping gray hands?



You need a backup weapon. And the Lobo isn't for you. How this, the Apocolax!









From Zombie Tools. A good heavy chopping blade never runs out of ammo and never jams.

2 comments:

  1. Those are some sweet blades. But I think I might be more of a Bastard Sword type myself.

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