Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Ivory Ruler Story

Remember that Ivory Ruler story I told? I have something to add.

Well I have trouble telling that one verbally.

I get a little choked up. Because of Old Guy.

I'm NOT crying. I have something in my eye!

Anyway. The first time I relayed it to someone else was actually to My Buddy The Gun Enthusiast. (look! gun content!)

The next day MBtGE brought ME an ivory ruler he had lying around. My first and only. Just happened to have one! Every tool collector needs an Ivory Ruler.

Dammit!

It's dust! Not tears!
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