Friday, January 30, 2009

I REALLY want to go squirrel hunting

If only to realize my lifelong dream of bagging and mounting one of these over the couch:





PETA Person: "Why shoot poor defenseless animals, you barbarian!"


T-Bolt: "Defenseless?! I had a .22, and he had an .30-03 Lee-Enfield!!! He had the advantage, madam."
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4 comments:

  1. BobJanuary 30, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Just tell the PETA person it was a fresh roadkill.

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  2. TamJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:49 PM

    He must be a Free French squirrel, to have a No.4 and an Adrian helmet...

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  3. New Jovian ThunderboltJanuary 31, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    I was lucky. If he had been a Wehrmacht squirrel I might not have survived the encounter.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    Years back,all most a life time ago, I had a PeTA person ask me a simlar question after a deer hunting trip. A little background, PeTA was doing a sill protest of deer hunters by using bullhorns and airhorns to scare off the deer. Not the smartest thing to do with a bunch of rednecks in south Georgia armed with rifles,but anyways it went someting like this:
    PeTA chick - "What do you feel when you shot an innocent animal?"

    Me - "Recoil."

    I don't think she liked my answer very much,for her face became very red as I walked off.

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