Added to the fact the Saucy Trollop is half considering a boomstick purchase.
Plus the added detail of her being a HUGE recoil junkie...
She asked me if it was possible to get a Colt Anaconda .44 Magnum with pink furniture.
Aw, geez, what hath I wrought?
She's never FIRED a .44. I don't have one for me. I have fired them and find them to be too much gun. For my tastes. Kaboom! It's a fun big boom but... Wow!
And now 5'2" she wants a something 6'1" me is afraid of.
I got to get her to try a .44 before this bug burrows too deep, and she just impulse-buys one.
"Did Colt make a pink Anaconda? Maybe blinged-out and bedazzled with swarovski crystal? I bet if I buy one, I could do wonders with a can of spray paint and a hot glue gun."
(And you DON'T want to know what she thinks the grip shape of Ruger pistols remind her of...)
That pink lady kicks like a friggin' mule! 'specially with +p. I can't hit the broadside of a barn with my wife's, even though I'm a decent shot with my steel snubbie. That pink one is too small and too light.
ReplyDeleteI rather wish she would have gone with a .44... but she said she wanted something that fit in her purse. And yeah, it had to be cute.
Please, for all that's good and holy, do not let her blemish an Anaconda with a duracoat job.
ReplyDeleteBaby Vulcan will cry. And possibly spit up on you.
As for grips, well, I'm sure there's a company out there that will make some gorgeous pink-hued grips for an Anaconda.
Just be aware that they - like the Anaconda itself - will not be cheap...
She can always shoot .44 Specials in it as a way to work up to Magnums.
ReplyDeleteAs for grips, there is a rare variety of wood found in Africa called Pink Ivory, which is a flamingo shade of pink. You might try a Google search on it, see if you can get some, and have a carpenter or cabinet maker make you some grips out of it.
Hmmm...sounds like you've taken up with the Sweater Lady?
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