Thursday, April 9, 2009

Breaking News from New Orleans


THIS is how it starts, people!

For realz, yo.

A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm, and swallowed it, Saturday afternoon.



Be sure the your car is full of gas, it'll take about more 3 days, tops, to reach the midwest. Stay off the main roads if you have to flee.


3 comments:

  1. Heh.

    Careful T-Bolt: I'm getting a dozen hits a day from Google searches for "Nazi Zombies."

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  2. No brains, no plans other than leaching off og others.

    Yeah, socialists would work. Democrats, too...

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