Friday, July 17, 2009

Safety Tip From NPR

NPR was interviewing a reporter that was in Iran during the recent unpleasantness.

I listen to NPR for OPFOR recon. Always good to know what the forces to repression and evil are thinking. I think they are just starting to realize that the People won't sit still for Socialism and extending Thought-Crime laws to the loyal opposition.

Anyway, the reporter gave up this handy tip for fighting the Man. He was doing it in Iran, but it works against any tyrants that are trying to disperse a righteous demonstration

Fire is good for driving away tear gas, so if you get tear gassed, get your grill up and running and attend to you meat. Get your face in the smoke/heat plume. It neutralizes the tear gas. It'll keep you from crying.

Power to the people.
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousJuly 17, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    *Raises hand*

    Um... Oh great NPR guru? You mean interlocking arcs of fire. Right?

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