Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Zombie Fleet

You know what THESE are, don't you?




That's right, ZOMBIE FLEET.


There ain't no ghosts on there.


But fill those ships up with zombies and set them on autopilot to beach on the California coast? It'd take to long to notice the Californians were acting stranger than normal (more 'bitey') and then we'd have a bad Level 4 outbreak on our hands. The Portugese tried the same thing back in '49.


Cancel Christmas, indeed.

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