I HATE the dentist. Just the set up for the works is bad enough. Enough x-rays to make me light up like a lightning bug and that one, where you have to bite on this stick while two probe things mash your cheeks, and then that curved plate makes that sci-fi whirring and beeping noise as it rotates around your head in space. I was waiting for HAL 9000 to intone, "hello Brigid It's been a very long time, hasn't it? You've not been to the Dentist in a while you bad girl. You know what we do to bad girls"
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Dammit!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened!?
crowns cost.
ReplyDeleteI HATE the dentist. Just the set up for the works is bad enough. Enough x-rays to make me light up like a lightning bug and that one, where you have to bite on this stick while two probe things mash your cheeks, and then that curved plate makes that sci-fi whirring and beeping noise as it rotates around your head in space. I was waiting for HAL 9000 to intone, "hello Brigid It's been a very long time, hasn't it? You've not been to the Dentist in a while you bad girl. You know what we do to bad girls"
ReplyDeleteHope this is your only visit for a while.