I think I know why Avatar was so popular. People missed that hocker of McDonald's chem-shakes, Grimace.
There is a Grimace-shaped whole in America's heart, and googly eyed blue people help to fill it.
[Gun Content: If you ever see a REAL Grimace... Not just sumdood in a costume... Do not hesitate. Deadly buggers. Keep a taxidermist's card in your wallet, too.]
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