As some of you know, I do some OPFOR Intel by listening to NPR. Just not during pledge week. They sound so desperate I can't bear to listen to their plaintive pleas.
There is a lefty call-in game show called "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" syndicated. The show has gone from weekly to monthly ever since losing George W Bush, and thus 74% of their joke material, but here is the transcript from the show when they got themselves caught up in a nasty Zed outbreak! Due to the nature of the broadcast it wasn't aired, I'm sure. Paula Poundstone fell off the wagon as a result of that day's events but has since sobered up, again. She's such a brave little trooper.
As you can see/read, they thought it was level 4. Mistaken, or we'd all know it. No, this one was contained, too. And they got the details about Sarah Palin wrong. Everyone knows, even hoplophobic Lefty Collectivists, that you WANT Sarah Palin on your ramparts with a rifle. That woman will be vying for highest Z-Retirement headcount, worldwide, on that future dread-day, may it never come.
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As an aside, the bumper music in the transitions between segments on NPR has been running a lot of small sections from the Downward Spiral album. Not Muzak, not Baby Boomer Hippy music from the 60's, not neoHippy Earth-Mother Vegan Walk-Easy Easy-Listening. Nine Inch Nails. NINE INCH NAILS. (ok, Trent is a bit of a empty-headed Lefitst, I'll give NPR that.)
There is a lefty call-in game show called "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" syndicated. The show has gone from weekly to monthly ever since losing George W Bush, and thus 74% of their joke material, but here is the transcript from the show when they got themselves caught up in a nasty Zed outbreak! Due to the nature of the broadcast it wasn't aired, I'm sure. Paula Poundstone fell off the wagon as a result of that day's events but has since sobered up, again. She's such a brave little trooper.
As you can see/read, they thought it was level 4. Mistaken, or we'd all know it. No, this one was contained, too. And they got the details about Sarah Palin wrong. Everyone knows, even hoplophobic Lefty Collectivists, that you WANT Sarah Palin on your ramparts with a rifle. That woman will be vying for highest Z-Retirement headcount, worldwide, on that future dread-day, may it never come.
~~~
As an aside, the bumper music in the transitions between segments on NPR has been running a lot of small sections from the Downward Spiral album. Not Muzak, not Baby Boomer Hippy music from the 60's, not neoHippy Earth-Mother Vegan Walk-Easy Easy-Listening. Nine Inch Nails. NINE INCH NAILS. (ok, Trent is a bit of a empty-headed Lefitst, I'll give NPR that.)
Good on ya, I can't stand their drivel...
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