Apply roll on deodorant. Be careful not to apply it to areas you've scratched as it will burn like fire. But it will make the itch from the bites go away for about 8 hours. Works on all bug bites. I know as I am a magnet, could beout in a field of 50,000 with one mosquito and I would be the chosen one. I have even been bitten by bugs that don't bite and have witnesses to prove it.
Heh. I slept in a pile of straw at an event that was apparently crawling with them. Over 100 bites under my stays. Wish I'd known about the roll-on deodorant, because NOTHING helped.
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ReplyDeleteApply roll on deodorant. Be careful not to apply it to areas you've scratched as it will burn like fire. But it will make the itch from the bites go away for about 8 hours. Works on all bug bites. I know as I am a magnet, could beout in a field of 50,000 with one mosquito and I would be the chosen one. I have even been bitten by bugs that don't bite and have witnesses to prove it.
ReplyDeleteHeh. I slept in a pile of straw at an event that was apparently crawling with them. Over 100 bites under my stays. Wish I'd known about the roll-on deodorant, because NOTHING helped.
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