I reserve the right to delete patently offensive comments. Or, really, any comment I feel like. Or I might leave a really juicy comment up for private ridicule. Also spammers.
You can always offend hippies in the comment section. Chances are, those will be held up as a proper example...
AND HAPPY CAPSLOCK DAY TO YOU!
ReplyDeleteQUICK SOMEONE SEND THIS TO CALEB!
ReplyDeleteDO WE HAVE TO SHOUT IRL, TOO?
ReplyDeleteWHOSE CRAZY IDEA WAS THIS, ANYWAY?
ReplyDeleteSO IT'S OK TO BE A LOUD, RAGING LUNATIC TODAY?! SWEET!
ReplyDeleteWELL I'VE BEEN A LOUD RAGING LUNATIC TODAY. PERHAPS I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO THE POST OFFICE TO MAIL THAT PACKAGE...
ReplyDeleteMAYBE WE SHOULD TROT ON OVER TO MANBY-PAMBY LAND AND SEE IF WE CAN FIND YOU SOME SELF ESTEEM YOU JACK-WAGON!
ReplyDeleteTissue?
CRY BABY!