Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Dick Cheney...

Metrocon.

No, no.  Fudd is the proper term. 

Great.

So Michael Moore AND Dick Cheney say something stupid about firearms on the same day.  What are the chances?  I think Cheney did it on purpose.  When Moore realizes he and the former VP are on the same page, he'll have a brainlock and keel over dead.  Then Cheney gets his heart in because Mike foolishly left that organ donor box checked on his driver's license.  It's all part of the plan....

Mike's heart is clearly not that healthy, maybe 5 years or so left on it.  That's ok.  Don't worry.  Darth Cheney can get another.
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2 comments:

  1. bluesunJanuary 19, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    Ah, I was somewhat confused by his remarks, but now that you explain it, it all makes perfect sense.

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  2. SeceshJanuary 20, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    Maybe Cheney could invite Mike to a bird hunt.

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