Sunday, March 13, 2011

Saucy Trollop

It's the Saucy Trollop's birthday.  I sure hang out with her more than I usually do with exes.

Since she gave ME whiskey and Girl Scout cookies (Knob Creek, Thin Mints...  what can I say, she knows the staples I require...) for my birthday, I was hard pressed thinking of something for her.  So I snuck 2 spare magazines for her XD in the range bag I am babysitting for her, and threw in some sound dampening earmuffs.  Eh?  Not bad, if I do say so!  What?
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6 comments:

  1. New Jovian ThunderboltMarch 13, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    She's 29

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  2. AnonymousMarch 13, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    Calls for a toast. Ensure martinis with Geritol garnish. Cheers!

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  3. Guffaw in AZMarch 13, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    There are KNOB CREEK THIN MINTS! Where have I been? oh, a comma...
    My ex-girlfriend and I remain friends. Almost weekly, we visit Original Hamburger Works for burgas and beah. I have to be nice, she has a Nighthawk in her bag!

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  4. CounselMarch 13, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    I admit to liking your name for her... How about a post about that? :) Too personal?

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  5. Old NFOMarch 13, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    That works :-)

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  6. Bubblehead Les.March 13, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    But did you put ammo in the magazines as well? By the way, ALL women never get past the age of 29. My Wife is 29, My Mom is 29, My Grandmother ....it's a Girl Thing. Does make buying the Hallmark Cards easy, though.

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