Tuesday, May 3, 2011

CNN scoops FoxNews

On Zombacalypse prep.

[Remember kids, never select a shotgun for your anti-zombie battery.  It's fine for onesy twosies, but Zed comes in hordes, and the shells are heavy to carry in bulk and slow to load.]

4 comments:

  1. And don't swallow any Zombie Blood if you get splattered after the Head Shot!

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  2. I've been saying this for years. But I guess people have seen too many movies and figure that shotguns are ideal.

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