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The only policies I can think of that would surely accomplish the $2.00 a gallon target are:Yes, you are missing something.
1) The seizure by force and nationalized exploitation of a large proportion of the world’s oil supply.Am I missing something?
2) The massive federal subsidization of fuel costs.
3) The fomenting of a second global recession as bad as or worse than the last one, complete with negative global GDP growth.
4) Allow a Level 4 outbreak to occur worldwide. Zombies don't drive cars, so demand will fall significantly if 5 billion people are infected.
That would do the trick. Zombies don't destroy drilling and refining facilities, either. Just keep a cadre of skilled workers to operate the plants from getting killed or infected and we're set in the gas price department.
Alternatively, Bachman may be promising '$2 gas' and not '$2 a gallon gas' and is intending to go full Carter on us and make us use the vastly inferior Metric System and sell us $2 a liter gas. Which may be cheaper, I don't know. It's the damn Metric System!
I don't know which is more monstrous, the Zombie outbreak, or "Carter's Folly," the Metric System. The gram, weighs as much as a simple raisin. About as much as a paper clip, now isn't that amazin'! PAH!
It may be that she plans on killing the current defacto moratorium in the GOM and opening new areas for drilling. I still don't see that dropping us to $2 a gallon gas. But I know it would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I smell Keynesian economics in her promises?
ReplyDeleteAs long as the greenback continues to slide, oil will get more expensive.
ReplyDeleteA more sane energy policy, i.e., get the Feds out of the way, wouldn't hurt anything though.
You may be onto something here. The perimeters are typically secured in all oil processing facilities.
ReplyDeleteEasy for well trained workers to keep the Zed out.
As long as she keeps her promise of 2 cars in every Garage and a Chicken in every pot, it's cool by me.
ReplyDeleteNot.
Alternatively, Bachman may be...intending to go full Carter on us and make us use the vastly inferior Metric System and sell us $2 a liter gas.
ReplyDeleteYou're half right. We'll keep using gallons, but switch to the metric dollar, or "dollre", whose value will be based on a platinum dollar stored in a vacuum under a bell jar in Paris.
Well, based on the 'current' situation, we pretty much have no where to go but UP!
ReplyDeleteLiters are only slightly larger than quarts, which are quarter-gallons. Hence, two dollar /liter gas would be approximately eight dollars a gallon--WAY more expensive.
ReplyDeleteZombies notwithstanding, one way to bring the price down is to get rid of the EPA, and START DRILLING OUR OWN! But whatever you do, GET THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF THE FREE MARKET!