Friday, August 19, 2011

Bachman and Zombies

Michelle Bachman is campaign promising $2 a gallon gas, and National Review is unsure about how she might go about achieving that, even with the vast powers the President of the United States has.  Herman Cain's promise of 5% GDP growth is more realistic.

From the post, quote:

The only policies I can think of that would surely accomplish the $2.00 a gallon target are:
1) The seizure by force and nationalized exploitation of a large proportion of the world’s oil supply.
2) The massive federal subsidization of fuel costs.
3) The fomenting of a second global recession as bad as or worse than the last one, complete with negative global GDP growth. 
Am I missing something?
Yes, you are missing something.

4) Allow a Level 4 outbreak to occur worldwide.  Zombies don't drive cars, so demand will fall significantly if 5 billion people are infected.

That would do the trick.  Zombies don't destroy drilling and refining facilities, either.  Just keep a cadre of skilled workers to operate the plants from getting killed or infected and we're set in the gas price department.

Alternatively, Bachman may be promising '$2 gas' and not '$2 a gallon gas' and is intending to go full Carter on us and make us use the vastly inferior Metric System and sell us $2 a liter gas.   Which may be cheaper, I don't know.  It's the damn Metric System!

I don't know which is more monstrous, the Zombie outbreak, or "Carter's Folly," the Metric System.  The gram, weighs as much as a simple raisin.  About as much as a paper clip, now isn't that amazin'!  PAH!

8 comments:

  1. It may be that she plans on killing the current defacto moratorium in the GOM and opening new areas for drilling. I still don't see that dropping us to $2 a gallon gas. But I know it would be awesome.

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  2. Why do I smell Keynesian economics in her promises?

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  3. As long as the greenback continues to slide, oil will get more expensive.

    A more sane energy policy, i.e., get the Feds out of the way, wouldn't hurt anything though.

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  4. You may be onto something here. The perimeters are typically secured in all oil processing facilities.

    Easy for well trained workers to keep the Zed out.

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  5. As long as she keeps her promise of 2 cars in every Garage and a Chicken in every pot, it's cool by me.

    Not.

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  6. Alternatively, Bachman may be...intending to go full Carter on us and make us use the vastly inferior Metric System and sell us $2 a liter gas.

    You're half right. We'll keep using gallons, but switch to the metric dollar, or "dollre", whose value will be based on a platinum dollar stored in a vacuum under a bell jar in Paris.

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  7. Well, based on the 'current' situation, we pretty much have no where to go but UP!

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  8. Crotalus (Don't Tread on Me)August 20, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    Liters are only slightly larger than quarts, which are quarter-gallons. Hence, two dollar /liter gas would be approximately eight dollars a gallon--WAY more expensive.

    Zombies notwithstanding, one way to bring the price down is to get rid of the EPA, and START DRILLING OUR OWN! But whatever you do, GET THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF THE FREE MARKET!

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