Tuesday, October 18, 2011

LISTEN UP MAGGOTS!

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior knitting instructor, and from now on you will knit only when instructed to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "knit one purl two," do you maggots understand me!

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7 comments:

  1. bluesunOctober 18, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    Well, they say knitting was invented by irish fishermen, bored in the winter months, so he's just getting back to the roots of things.

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  2. BorepatchOctober 18, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Dude, that's just wrong.

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  3. Nancy R.October 18, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    Hmmm. Should I knit him a cunning hat and have Sweet Daughter give it to him at the next NRA convention? He remembered her last time ...

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  4. MartyOctober 19, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    He really has some spectacular eyebrows.

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  5. WilsonOctober 19, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    Coolest thing I’ve seen in a while!

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  6. LauraOctober 19, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    i wouldn't be surprised if he's using that to keep himself busy to avoid craving a smoke mid-flight.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 25, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    He's using double pointed needles to knit in the round! Probably a pair of socks :) Coolnessss...

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