A reader from Oregon gave me the heads usp to this place. Zombie Survival Camp. You know, for the Kids! Won't anyone think of the children? Children are our future! Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty zombies possess inside. Their heads. When you crack open the undead noggin like a walnut.
Kids are also useful spotters for us older farts. Their eyes are generally better. Kids will be great for daytime perimeter watches, just give em a varmint rifle and bribe them with a bounty per zed.
Would that the rest of the nation take after the Pacific Northwest in this critical emergency preparation training.
Actually, proper Zombie Survival Training begins at Home. I refer you to Nancy R.'s recent Blog posts about her little girl, Sweet Daughter, working on her Head Shots with her EPR (Evil Pink Rifle). Check it out.
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