Thursday, February 9, 2012

747s at 30,000 feet

Legal loophole permits weapons powerful enough to down aircraft to be sold without checks!!!!!1!!1!!!1!eleven

No, silly MSM.  A bolt action .50 caliber rifle is not the same as a Quad 50 Meat Chopper/Krautmower.


Am I supposed to mount 8 of these private-sale .50s in the wing root of one of my P-51 Mustangs I keep in the garage and go all interceptor on a Delta flight?
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2012 at 8:07 PM

    Delta? That's not even sporting, Southwest!

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  2. Angus McThagFebruary 10, 2012 at 10:21 PM

    Never mind that the cruising speed of a modern airliner will leave a Mustang's top speed in the dust at 30k feet.

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