Saturday, April 21, 2012

Trophy

You know, my birthday is coming up...

3 comments:

  1. "So you want to come back to my place and see my Trophy?"- Trial Transcript of Jane Doe's in "Maryland vs. T-Bolt."

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  2. A good taxidermist will clean off the blood and hide the bullet holes.

    A great taxidermist will tell you not to display your mother-in-law's corpse in public.

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  3. Better hope that bullet actually pierced the skull.....

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