Monday, May 14, 2012

According to some spam

"Brittney Spears has a 4 hour sex tape!"

Ugh.  Even if she wasn't really kinda yesterday's news, and I really had an interest in her, why would I want to watch her doing that for four hours?  I mean, you'd get hungry or have to make a head call before the movie was up...  Lawrence of Arabia gave you and intermission, at the 2 hour mark, WITH Overture...

Four hours is not a selling point for a sex tape featuring one pair of players.
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2 comments:

I reserve the right to delete patently offensive comments. Or, really, any comment I feel like. Or I might leave a really juicy comment up for private ridicule. Also spammers.

You can always offend hippies in the comment section. Chances are, those will be held up as a proper example...