Thursday, May 3, 2012

I wonder what mall he guards?

Ah, the 70s. 

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33 comments:

  1. New Jovian ThunderboltMay 3, 2012 at 6:15 PM

    Alternate title: "What's wrong with this picture?"

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  2. New Jovian ThunderboltMay 3, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    And if one of you primitive squareheads says "Rule 3 is the only thing wrong..."

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  3. KeadsMay 3, 2012 at 6:18 PM

    Rockin' the pedo 'stache!

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  4. New Jovian ThunderboltMay 3, 2012 at 6:21 PM

    Alternate title: "This is my BOOM stick!"

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  5. New Jovian ThunderboltMay 3, 2012 at 6:22 PM

    Alternate title "The rose tint helps my aim"

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  6. New Jovian ThunderboltMay 3, 2012 at 6:23 PM

    Alternate title "Of course I can hit a shotgun shell off a fence rail at 100 yards all day long with this, why do you ask?"

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  7. New Jovian ThunderboltMay 3, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    Alternate title "46 confirmed kills in Nam. Friendly fire, all of them."

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  8. New Jovian ThunderboltMay 3, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    Alternate title "What a bargain! The gun store knocked $50 off the price of this beauty!"

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  9. New Jovian ThunderboltMay 3, 2012 at 6:26 PM

    Alternate title "My gunsmith is a real nice guy, but..."

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  10. New Jovian ThunderboltMay 3, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    Alternate title "The assembly video from brownells made assembly a snap. Why yes, I DO need to update my glassed prescription, why?"

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  11. DaddyBearMay 3, 2012 at 7:45 PM

    You know, you'd have to work really hard to put the front sight on upside down.

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  12. Paul, Dammit!May 3, 2012 at 8:18 PM

    Poor guy's looking at the world through shit-colored glasses. Give him a break.

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  13. Crotalus (Don't Tread on Me)May 4, 2012 at 12:47 AM

    Is he Morticia Addams' conservative brother?

    Dee Dee Dee Dum *snap snap*

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  14. JB MillerMay 4, 2012 at 6:17 AM

    Kinda hard to aim with that configuration.

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  15. LauraMay 4, 2012 at 8:32 AM

    LOL Where are his shoes??

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  16. azmountaintrollMay 4, 2012 at 9:34 AM

    What ISN'T wrong with this picture?

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  17. Bubblehead Les.May 4, 2012 at 10:15 AM

    Yeah, it's from the '70s. You know how I can tell? The Bayonet Lug wasn't removed. "BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"

    Oh yes I was, man. Oh yes I was...

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  18. WatchfulMay 4, 2012 at 11:49 AM

    LOL, I certainly wonder how the heck that he got the gas tube to work in that configuration.

    But still, looking past the rose colored hippy goggles, look at his eyes...you can just tell that he is a stone cold operator!

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  19. SteveMay 4, 2012 at 12:22 PM

    I shared the link on Facebook and a friend said this guy is a genius because he figured out how to counter bullet drop.

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  20. Angus McThagMay 4, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    You've heard of an over under shotgun?

    This is an underAR.

    Wow.

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  21. Dave HMay 4, 2012 at 12:42 PM

    Shouldn't he be out hitchhiking somewhere with an acoustic guitar slung on his back?

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  22. Robert FowlerMay 4, 2012 at 12:52 PM

    Keads said...
    Rockin' the pedo 'stache!

    Hey now, I've had one of those since the 70's myself. My wife likes the porn star look ;)

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  23. TangoMay 4, 2012 at 2:27 PM

    "This is my rubber rifle. There are many like it, but I'm fairly certain this is the one I found at the surplus store."

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  24. StretchMay 4, 2012 at 4:35 PM

    Geeze, he looks like every off duty cop I knew in the '70s. 'Cept the rifle. Everyone who watched SWAT (and who didn't?) knew the bayonet lug goes down!

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  25. bredaMay 4, 2012 at 4:38 PM

    Black turtleneck!

    LANA!

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  26. fast richardMay 4, 2012 at 5:49 PM

    That picture could have been me in the seventies, if I had shaved my beard and gotten a haircut. I think I would have noticed that the photographer's prop gun was messed up though.

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  27. Broken AndyMay 4, 2012 at 7:25 PM

    So do you have turn the bolt carrier group upside down to have the gas tube enter from below? How does that work?

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  28. AnonymousMay 5, 2012 at 10:17 AM

    All you guys missed the Huey Newton chair. If only this guy had a spear as well as the rifle.

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  29. ArtMay 5, 2012 at 5:48 PM

    ... Just sight along the edge of the bayonet ... for a razor sharp sight picture!

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  30. GraysonMay 6, 2012 at 5:28 AM

    "This is what happens when you give guns to Liberals."

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  31. TamMay 6, 2012 at 9:52 AM

    Aside from that one little detail, that's a very realistic-looking fake '16.

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  32. abnormalistMay 7, 2012 at 11:06 AM

    @Breda

    You made me chortle

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  33. Mike in KYMay 8, 2012 at 8:57 AM

    I used to wear glasses like that (frame style, not lens color). I think they're from the Sally Jessy collection.

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