Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Soylent Green is People!

We LIVE in this future, he describes.  And YOU blew it up!



Oh my GAWD!

You New Yorkers and your hipster gas masks, and you hick types in the rural areas wearing your retro, unstylish masks... This is all Nebraska's fault, that I have to dine on Edward G. Robinson crackers. I bet you flyover country people still want guns, too!

[I concede SOME truth it. It was pretty bad in 1978, 10 years after this. Stupid Carter!]

1 comment:

I reserve the right to delete patently offensive comments. Or, really, any comment I feel like. Or I might leave a really juicy comment up for private ridicule. Also spammers.

You can always offend hippies in the comment section. Chances are, those will be held up as a proper example...