What are you? Look at your shirt, remember your birthday, note your team mates.
Saturday, May 19, 2012
13 comments:
I reserve the right to delete patently offensive comments. Or, really, any comment I feel like. Or I might leave a really juicy comment up for private ridicule. Also spammers.
You can always offend hippies in the comment section. Chances are, those will be held up as a proper example...
I feel bad for the people with checkered shirts born on May 1st.
ReplyDeleteI have Jack Bauer, Iron man and Jason Statham. My wife gets Sheldon Cooper, Darth Vader and Tom Brady. But her shirt is an X-men shirt (seriously) so she calls Wolverine.
ReplyDeleteRiver Tam, Clint Eastwood, and the Incredible Hulk.
ReplyDeleteI'm set.
Dr. Cal Lightman (I had to look that up), Natalie Portman, and The Incredible Hulk. Hmm... If I can just keep the Hulk from wandering off, he should make up for the other two.
ReplyDeleteRiver Tam, Gordon Freeman, Nicki Minaj and me...
ReplyDeleteNicki would be bait.
Phillip : Cal Lightman would be of *some* help if we were actually dealing with living people. I doubt the zombies will actually have any expressions (let alone microexpressions) for Cal to tell if they're lying or not.
ReplyDeleteThank God Vader is on my team ... I'm stuck with a contract negotiator and a b-level hip hopper.
Upon further reflection (and my random nerd-brain,) I just realized that Vader is somewhat useless in a Zombiepocalypse ...
ReplyDeleteHe cannot effect that Zombies themselves. Their undead status places them outside of The Force. Sure, Vader can bash the shit outta them with random objects, but it's not like he can Force choke them like Random Imperial Officer.
River, Darth Vader and Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteUnstoppable.
Vader and Eastwood. I'm going to take a liberty and make it the younger, ass-kicking Eastwood and we're going to town. Vader's got a light saber. Dunno who this Cal Lightman guy is, but I'm sure that he'll make a handy pawn.
ReplyDeleteDarth Vader, Olivia Benson and Kim Kardassian. Vader can hold them off while I party with the girls. :>)
ReplyDeleteSheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Barrack Obama. Crap.
ReplyDeleteSheldon Cooper, Mike Tyson, and the Incredible Hulk.
ReplyDeleteI'll may be in trouble.
Tyson might bite my ear off and
attract them to me.
Since Tyson and the Hulk use their hands there is a high change of the being turned on me. A Hulk Zombie would be unequivocally horrific.
Kenny Powers,
ReplyDeleteSnooki
Batman
I can deal with that. Even walkers wouldnt want snooki to touch them, leaving me and batman to be useful. No idea who Kenny Powers is though