Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Zombies! Thick on the ground!

Money quote from the police regarding that Miami Zombie:

“We have seen, already, three or four cases that are exactly like this...  it’s no different than cocaine psychosis,” Aguilar said.

So these zombies act like they are on cocaine?  Must be sprinters.  And there are already 4 or more known cases.
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3 comments:

  1. JerryMay 29, 2012 at 7:37 PM

    Whatever happend to PCP? You know? Good, old fashioned angel dust was THE hip way to ensure getting shot, at least, 'bout 18 times.

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  2. AnonymousMay 30, 2012 at 7:27 AM

    Did you see a picture of the guy with his face ate off? There is like no skin left above his mouth.

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  3. FirehandMay 30, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    Damn, sounds like I need to get a silencer for the .22.

    And a bunch of that SSS ammo.

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