Monday, June 4, 2012

How to survie the Zombacalyspse

If you are an anal retentive college student.  But who isn't?

Figure what with the Zombacalyspe actually HAPPENING, it wouldn't hurt to get some more tips out.  Most of it is review



3:00 "you may to acquire a standard semi-automatic assault weapon, a shotgun, a pistol, a hand grenade, a battle axe, a prison style shiv..." Yeah, some weapons listed are less than practical, and you all know my opinion on shotguns.  But something is better than nothing.  I'll take a pocked full of bird shot shell and a single shot 20 gauge over my fists any day.

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And here is what happened last time we had an outbreak, in 1599, as explained by folks that aren't sure if their accent is supposed to be American, Australian, or British.





William Shakespeare, thespian, Zombie-Hunter!

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