Here is me, typing at my Remington Rand. I know many of you have wondered what I look like, so... wonder no more.
I need a haircut. It's getting long. I look like a hippy.
Remember when I told you how Breda shot me in the throat with Jay's snubbie? Well, now you know why I was unscathed.
Unscathed? there was BLOOD.
ReplyDeleteFake blood. I did that to maintain my secret identity, Lois.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that on the table, quad Remingtons? You type so fast they have to be rotated to cool off?
ReplyDeleteNaturally. SUPER fast.
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