Saturday, September 1, 2012

Two Great Tastes


You know those flashlights with a crank grip that you pump and they don't need batteries?  Like this or this?  The ones that go "whir whir whir whir whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...."



Well, combine with a grip like this.


And now you are cooking with gas!  Never have your gunlight run out of battery juice.  It runs on beer and fritos.

NO ONE STEAL MY IDEA!  I'm gonna get rich offa this patent!

4 comments:

  1. I'd keep the Squeezing Action switched to the Charging Function Only Circuit, myself. Use a separate pressure switch for the On/Off Circuit. That way, your light isn't doing the '"Clap On, Clap Off" Dance every time you release the grip.

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  2. No, make it recoil operated- you wanna see, you just have to keep shooting!

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