Ok, smart guy, how do you open one without a can opener or a knife, huh? Huh? Yeah, I thought so. Actually, that's a really good one I hope I never have to use.
Let's just say that lid's not the hardest of metals. The real question is whether this technique would have helped the three men who had a can but no can opener in Jerome K. Jerome's "Three Men in a Boat?"
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You can always offend hippies in the comment section. Chances are, those will be held up as a proper example...
Yep, we were actually taught that in SERE school!
ReplyDelete'Hokay, smartz guy, how do you open a can of 7.62x54R without Hero of Past (and Future) Soviet Socializt Republiks can opener?
ReplyDeleteWell look at that. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'll be damned. That info is definitely a keeper.
ReplyDeleteOk, smart guy, how do you open one without a can opener or a knife, huh? Huh? Yeah, I thought so. Actually, that's a really good one I hope I never have to use.
ReplyDeleteHammer and si- uh, thin chisel.
ReplyDeleteLet's just say that lid's not the hardest of metals. The real question is whether this technique would have helped the three men who had a can but no can opener in Jerome K. Jerome's "Three Men in a Boat?"
ReplyDeleteNFO-- You had CANS??
ReplyDeleterickn8or: Sometimes you didn't have a p38 to get that can of snake and limas open.
ReplyDeleteAnd lead sealed cans went all the way back to the Napoleonic Wars.