Why do you think Santa wears a bright red suit? They didn't have blaze orange back when he got started, and he didn't want hunters taking potshots at his reindeer and possibly hitting him! Leave them reindeer alone, or kids all over the world will rise up and GIT YOU!
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Why do you think Santa wears a bright red suit? They didn't have blaze orange back when he got started, and he didn't want hunters taking potshots at his reindeer and possibly hitting him! Leave them reindeer alone, or kids all over the world will rise up and GIT YOU!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking either a 40mm Bofors or a ZSU-23.
ReplyDelete180 grain Nosler Partitions in a 30-06 Springfield will take out any size reindeer, even the red nosed one.
ReplyDelete7.62 minigun, only way to be sure...
ReplyDeleteSCAR in .308 Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteBelt-fed .30, either an M60 or a 1919A6 on a pintle mount. Anti-Aircraft sights are a help.
ReplyDelete105 mm. M581 APERS Beehive/ Flechette round, Ideally in an Ontos, so you can make that follow up shot quickly.
ReplyDeleteCrossbow.
ReplyDeleteZer Cool beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteAlternatives being 20mm Oerlikon or 5"/38 AAC.
I you're really unsporting then
Redeye/Stinger/Strela