Monday, February 18, 2013

Don't worry ladies

This Colorado Democrat you don't need a gun when you are getting raped.  Just call the cops, and they will stop it before it gets TOO untoward.  It what the cops are THERE for, to protect individuals from criminals.  Like it's their duty or something... /s

"Did the rape victim have a rape whistle?"

"Oh yes, we found it clenched in her teeth, filled with her own coagulating blood from the stab wounds she received to her lungs after the act was completed and the rapist was done with her."

"Well, at least she didn't shoot him.  That would have been bad."

1 comment:

  1. The scary thing about this post is that there have been cases where victims have been found exactly as you described. A whistle is not a tool for self defense.

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