A neophyte shottist's exploration and exercise.... Read by dozens daily
Saturday, March 9, 2013
They are making them new
You, too, could have a nigh ideal zombie getaway residence. Just modify the stairs and put up some barricades. With a deep enough frontage your fishing boat will provide you food. Some solar panels, rain catchments, wind turbines. Voila.
Zombie defense home.
Multiple levels inside for defense. I bet that's a helipad on top. Buy LOTS of MREs and enjoy the perfect sniping platform. You are high up to make your POA a little low. (i think this can be embiggenated this time...)
Perfect for a Hurricane, Les. It's higher than the story surge. You'll want to put your boat on davits and winch it up, but that's a relatively simple operation. Anything you store on the lower desk will get washed away. Like firewood and sandbags.
Another thing to consider. Ice. Floes will saw those legs off, as they did many screw pile lights in the Chesapeake. You'll need rip rap for that.
I reserve the right to delete patently offensive comments. Or, really, any comment I feel like. Or I might leave a really juicy comment up for private ridicule. Also spammers.
You can always offend hippies in the comment section. Chances are, those will be held up as a proper example...
Hurricanes?
ReplyDeleteCorrosion would be the big PITA...
ReplyDeletePerfect for a Hurricane, Les. It's higher than the story surge. You'll want to put your boat on davits and winch it up, but that's a relatively simple operation. Anything you store on the lower desk will get washed away. Like firewood and sandbags.
ReplyDeleteAnother thing to consider. Ice. Floes will saw those legs off, as they did many screw pile lights in the Chesapeake. You'll need rip rap for that.
But how do I know they're not Zombie Fish?
ReplyDeleteAnd one more question, is it high enough for the shark jumping zombies?
ReplyDeleteWrap that sucker in rubber every coupla years, and corrosion won't a big deal.
ReplyDeleteIce can be solved by going south. I think I can live with that.