Friday, April 12, 2013

Deadly Beaver

You see, THIS is why we need CCW in Maryland.

Beaver Bites Man to Death.

Who didn't know that those damn things go right for the femoral artery?  And we got LOTS of em in Maryland, trying to isolate a victim and then pounce.  They're a menace!  I should be able to defend myself from the toothy bastards.
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3 comments:

  1. Robert FowlerApril 12, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    I don't think I want my obit to say I was eaten by a beaver. There's just something about that, that isn't right.

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  2. c-90April 13, 2013 at 2:15 AM

    Could it be a DNA experiment gone bad trying to make a DROP BEAVER!

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  3. Mike W.April 15, 2013 at 12:42 PM

    In former soviet state, Beaver eats you!

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