New Jovian Thunderbolt: Zombie News

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Zombie News

20 million Facebook people are dead. I TOLD you the zombie apocalypse was coming! 20,000,000 is WAY past the tipping point. It'll be 2 billion in a week or two.

I wonder how many of those 20 million got infected from drinking this beer?

C'mon people! Use your head! You know better than that. I can't believe the zombie meme is fading when clearly the education of the populace is nowhere near complete.

5 comments:

Shane WOctober 30, 2013 at 10:39 AM
Hmmm... I'm gonna have to look for that beer and see if I get infected.
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New Jovian ThunderboltOctober 30, 2013 at 11:32 AM
Dammit, Shane!
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BobOctober 30, 2013 at 12:22 PM
Zombie Blogfodder.
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SiegeOctober 30, 2013 at 6:50 PM
As far as I'm aware, my drinking of Zombie Dust has not yet converted me.
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New Jovian ThunderboltOctober 30, 2013 at 8:06 PM
Not yet converted you? You don't even know who you are! It's unknown!
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