Sunday, September 28, 2014

Clubbing

What are teenagers and an 11 year old doing at a night club at 1AM? 

Forget about the drive-by, why are they even there?

See, this is why I don't dress up and go out to a club.  Ricky Ricardo isn't the band leader, and the patron are literal children.  I prefer to do my cocktail swilling with adults, personally.

1 comment:

  1. If I wanted to go drinking with children I'd troll the local Junior High School in my lime-green Corvette...

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