If you are ever going to kill yourself, hang your self with piano wire, jumping from a high place. Before jumping, superglue your hands to your cheeks. The wire will decapitate you. When your remains are found the police will think you pulled off your own head. Pretty bad ass way to go.
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I'm calling bullish*t on suicide.
ReplyDeleteIf you are ever going to kill yourself, hang your self with piano wire, jumping from a high place. Before jumping, superglue your hands to your cheeks. The wire will decapitate you. When your remains are found the police will think you pulled off your own head. Pretty bad ass way to go.
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