Saturday, November 22, 2014

Children will die thanks to Apple

DOJ says encryption on iPhones will cause the death of children.

Encrypt your drive and kill a child.

 Why would you want to kill a child?

A child. Dead!

  I guess you could say Zombie Steve Jobs will be killing children in 'job' lots...

 HEY-O! Tip your waitress!

I really need to cut back on my drinking.
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2 comments:

  1. LauraNovember 22, 2014 at 7:16 AM

    i wonder how they reconcile that with other parts of government that require it?

    or the medical community, for that matter, which usually requires it to protect patient information...in adherence of HIPAA law?

    shush, DOJ, the grownups are talking.

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  2. Old NFONovember 22, 2014 at 8:12 PM

    Sheesh... They just don't give up... and now it's dead kids??? Really???

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