Sunday, November 2, 2014

Email.

Been gettin lots of important stuff.

  • The Clerk of the Court says I have a Notice of Appearance. No court knows any of my email addresses, and certainly not THAT one.
  • There is a Neighborhood Child Predator Alert, please open this attachment.  I have no children.
  • I can look 20 years younger in minutes
  • Who's Who sent me an invitation
  • Plus a Chinese Nigerian wants to buy my land.

Hmph.
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1 comment:

  1. Expatriate OwlNovember 2, 2014 at 9:38 AM

    I can understand them trying to market those penile enlargement pills to me. But to my wife??

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