Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Zombie Bats


Ok, these art of manliness mods for a baseball bat to go against zombies are just silly.  Addendum to my:  "You never select a shotgun as your primary anti-zombie firearm. It's great for onesy twosey, but zombies travel in hordes. The reload time is onerous, and the ammo, while effective, is heavy and bulky and short ranged."

Is now: "The only thing worse than a shotgun for you primary defense zombie weapon is a impractically modified baseball bat."

Notice in the last panel?  The bat-modifier is dead. Avoid melee with Zed.  If you have to, a regular bat is fine.  A halberd is better if you know how to use it.  You don't know how to use a halberd.





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5 comments:

  1. Angus McThagDecember 9, 2014 at 6:07 AM

    Yes I do. Don't be presumptuous.

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  2. Robert FowlerDecember 9, 2014 at 9:16 AM

    Halberd? WTF is that? I'll stick with my M4 and 1911.

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  3. New Jovian ThunderboltDecember 9, 2014 at 11:23 AM

    Which one do you use for a melee weapon when you run out of ammo, Robert?

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  4. Erin PaletteDecember 9, 2014 at 1:02 PM

    And this is why I like bayonets.

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  5. KristophrDecember 9, 2014 at 2:09 PM

    if you are going to buy a spiked club, get a real one:

    http://www.nihonzashi.com/japanese_weapons_tetsubo.aspx

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