Monday, March 23, 2015

You know what grinds my gears?

Lollygaggers.

People that just lumber about, on foot or driving.  Move like your life has a purpose to it.  I bet if I lit your clothes on fire you'd move with a quickness.

"But T-Bolt, my life doesn't have a purpose!"  That's fine.  Just fake it til you make it.  Or stay out of the way of others.

2 comments:

  1. 45 mph on 270 or 495 because their right leg forgets to push down on the accelerator when the cell phone is connected to their ear...

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