I own:
A gun.
Guns. Two.
Several guns.
I don't own dozens....
I own dozens.
About a hundred.
Hundreds.
None of yer dang bidness.
And that's just if you are freely talking to a friendly gunnie audience. If you are talking to an unknown neighbor or a representative of the government the levels of gunniedom are different. "How many guns do you own?"
~[Lie] None~
I might have a gun at home.
I am statutorily required to alert you that I have a CCW permit and I am carrying right now.
There was this tragic boat accident...
and...
Come back with a warrant and a lotta friends.
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