We could eliminate tuition at every public college and university in America with the $80 billion we spend each year on incarcerations.
— President Obama (@POTUS) July 14, 2015And then what happens? Free school and free felons. Use your imagination, Mr. President. I'll wait.
"Or, and hear me out, we spend the 80 billion on weed, bag it up into 1/4 ounces, and sell it to our friends that we know and trust. We make back the incarceration money AND the tuition, and if we play our cards right, we smoke pot for free as well. I know we fucked it up the last time, when we spent the public infrastructure money on ecstasy and gave away the whole stash at a rave, but this time we're going to do all the sales first, and then smoke the rest after we made the money back!"
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