Sunday, September 13, 2015

Silly Longhair

All the jobs and electricity is on the other side.  How you gonna power those amps or cook your grilled cheese sammiches on your side?

Who is gonna service your porta johns?  Do you have porta johns?  Just gonna poop on the ground are ya?

Look, within a week you are gonna be coagulating into a Jonestown/Manson Family thing and turn to cannibalism.  You clearly haven't thought this through.

And what did you do to warrant this kind of police response?  They don't turn out like that when a mere 400 hippies show up in a field for a small concert.

Wait, how did those VWs get across that rope bridge in the first place?



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3 comments:

  1. Angus McThagSeptember 13, 2015 at 11:32 AM

    Go ahead, cut that bridge.

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  2. Windy WilsonSeptember 13, 2015 at 1:08 PM

    What Angus said. Also, where did all that steel come from? Once the naked ape has refined metal there is nothing stopping technology right down to the present moment.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2015 at 9:09 PM

    They drove the VWs upstream, to where the banks were shallow, and floated them across. Except for the one Ted Kennedy was driving....

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