Saturday, October 31, 2015

New Holiday!

Let's combine em!

Hallothanksmas!  Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas rolled into one.

More festive than Festivus.  More inclusive than Chrismahannakwanzika.  And the decorations van be broken out at the department store the day after Independence Day.

1 comment:

  1. um ... can we just push something into August? What a totally wasted month, with no national holidays.

    Which is why I always wanted to take my vacation in August, so I didn't miss a free day off.

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