Friday, May 6, 2016

Max Payne

Starring Markie Mark and Jackie from That 70's Show


Best movie based on video game, ever.  Which means it's not a very good movie.


About the only thing notable about it is the overuse of Taurus Judge.  Which knock people back just like regular Hollywood shotguns do.

2 comments:

  1. I actually liked that movie. I never even played the vid game.

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  2. Hitman (2007, Timothy Oliphant) was better and based on a video game as well.

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