Saturday, October 1, 2016

Levels of Inebriation

It's a progression for me.


  1. tipsy
  2. half in the bag
  3. in my cups
  4. three sheets to the wind
  5. faced
There are other levels beyond that, but I can never remember those.  But they must be a sight.  It's when you find a five dollar bill pinned to my clothes.  Been a while since that has happened.

It's all related to SCIENCE! of course.

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