Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Pop-Tart Pew-Pew

The elementary school kid who got in trouble for chewing his pop-tart into the shape of a gun here in the great state of Maryland?  Remember him? 

He got suspended for it because of zero-tolerance policy.  The parents sued because of course they did, and the whole thing was just monstrously silly. 

Well, the court case is settled.  The 2 day suspension the 7 year old will be stricken from his Permanent Record.

I wonder what flavor breakfast pastry it was?

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